Well I got my hair cut this morning. I'm always dissapointed after a haircut. I guess I'm just expecting way too much change in my appearance. Its just never gonna happen. I mean, I shaved my head one time and people were like, "it hasn't always been like that?". Glad to see I make such a great impression on everyone.

A quick tidbit of juicy gossip from the office. A guy here got fired cause the girl's husband of which he was fooling around with found out and was threatening all these people at the office. Sweetness.

I really like your layout. Very clever and amusing.